Late Night with Chick Little
Press Release: Calamitron Media Group today announced the debut of a brand-new talk show. Making waves this fall, "Late Night With Chick Little" will showcase guests that present startling new data on the horrors that face us. The guests of Chick will show that pesticides, vaccines, fluoride, chlorinated water, genetically modified food, pasteurization, carbohydrates, homogenization, and non-organic, irradiated food are catastrophes waiting to happen.
In "Late Night," Chick discussed his recurring problem with nightmares. He said that they depict street mobs, culled from his talk show audience, marching in protest to stop benign technologies. Soon, society returns to an all-natural, science-and-technology-free existence, Chick dreams that the mobs are panic-struck, searching through empty streets, mortified to find what life is like without all the modern things they once enjoyed.
Chick will feature his new book "The Butchers of Modern Medicine." Originally, Chick titled the book, "The Blessings of Modern Technology." But test marketing showed that the book would not sell. So Chick quickly changed the title and re-wrote the manuscript .
Editors urged Chick to cut certain sections:
- how citizens of developed countries are healthier than anyone ever recorded.
- how the rates of certain diseases have grown only because we now live long enough to get them.
The publisher was overjoyed to report that copies of "The Butchers of Modern Medicine" were, because of these changes, flying off the shelves.
