A Bold, New Age
by Sayoka Sanya
My Dearest Sisters and Brothers;
I feel a need to communicate with you. Lately, I have been going through a real paradigm shift.
A few days ago, I decided to ground myself and get centered with the help of my spirit guides. A sudden phone call, interrupted my astral travel, and instantly I was jolted back to Earth. Sensing the negative vibrations from whoever was calling, I felt the need to throw the I Ching and check my numerology chart. I got that my energy was blocked. So I did some bioenergetics, self-parenting, took some Bach Flower Essences, and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin. My inner child wasn't feeling nurtured yet, so I had a Rice Dream Frozen Pie. That made me hyper. I knew that I had to do some relaxation response techniques, so I threw on some subliminal tapes and layed down. Still, I was feeling depersonalized.
Suddenly, my space was invaded by a delivery. As a consequence, I decided to energize myself with crystals, while doing some positive affirmation imagery and visualization techniques. For empowerment, I got a reading from Mother Heartlove around the issue of how my lack of assertiveness was blocking my radiance. She suggested a psycho-calisthenics-inversion swing-harmonic-brain-wave energy session so I could focus fon my self-actualization seminar, healing dream class, and Gestalt-Transpersonal-Rechian-Jungian meeting at the hot springs. But it turned out that my aura was too weak for the trance-channeling part, so I thought I might as well fast until noon to recharge my chakras. To facilitate this I turned on my ion generator to open up for neural linguistic programming. My pyramid was recharging for the guided synchronicity meditation later that night. This seemed to help me feel more centered.
The next day I got some craniosacral therapy in a sensory deprivation tank to align myself. That afternoon, I went to the intensive Whole Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo, for a tarot card reading and fire walk. I was hoping to find a Shamanistic healer there who really knew how to balance my Ch'i. I could not. So I locked myself in a calcium coated Orgone Box.
Wth the help of your unconditional love and support, I will be able to go to the Flat Earth Convention for the Hollow Earth Symposium, to catch up on the latest news on the recent sightings of UFO's from Atlantis.
Yours in the Light,
