Count Repton
Telepathic Lord of Emerald Wisdom
We who deal with assorted space cases, do so effectively, through the power of Count Repton. No longer will we be subject to the tiresome sermons of the space case. Too, we refuse to melt in the mouth of the holistic nit-picker.
By appealing to reason, why should we try to get through to the willful space case? Why bother? Instead, we can capitalize on the support that psychic readings have among space cases. We simply take hold of a pet with one hand, place the other on the space case, and give a reading that they are not likely to forget--a hilarious act that will surely get their attention.
Are we to assume that a psychic pet act will work? Will the space case fall for it, shut up, and let us to do our job?
Yes!
Used only on the most forgone automaton, psychic animal readings create openings for both sidesplitting and functional stunts. Used as a way to sidetrack the automaton, and keep them from mind-numbing sermons, they readily accept the readings as coming from on high.
Psychic Iguana Communication - What Is It?
We are the appointed vessels of wisdom for His Lordship, Count Repton, whose job it is to show the power of Psychic Iguana Channeling. Out of pure love, powerful iguanas incarnate here as our guides and teachers. If we have not learned the lessons needed in our lifetime, an iguana can show us how to break our spiritual slump.
Reptiles are among the earliest species on the planet, and so have the ability to peer far into our past lives. If our problems stem from long ago, the many gifts of an iguana can save the day.
Often clashing for no apparent reason, iguanas communicate with one another telepathically. Because these animals cannot speak, only the Psychic Iguana Communicator can tune in to their message.
Psychic Iguanas Have Insights Too!
Of all iguanas, Count Repton stands alone as a prophet of divine wisdom, blessing us with health and enlightenment.
People who doubt the power of Count Repton need only ask for His help with a sincere heart. His intuitive ability is beyond anything that a human psychic can offer.
Surprised? People will ask, "With a brain as small as His, how is it possible for Him to be such a pool of divine wisdom?" The answer is simple: science says that, while a human uses only a fraction of the power of their brain, a reptile can harness the power of their entire brain.
The Repton Experience
While many psychic animals are on hand to be consulted, there is none with the majesty of Count Repton. Each time His wisdom is channeled, we are left in awe. His sense of compassion, mercy, and oneness with God is astounding.
Through the years, we have submitted to our divine friend, and felt His uncanny ability to connect with our soul, giving us guidance and inspiration. Communication with Count Repton is our greatest joy.
Count Repton is available for consultation,
healing workshops, discussion groups, and lectures.
Igupuncture
Today, we turn our backs on acupuncture forever, because...
Igupuncture has arrived!
What Is Igupuncture?
Igupuncture is the art of having a specially trained iguana, or igupuncturist, open the channels of the body to correct energy imbalance, and treat a wide variety of health problems. The claws of a skilled igupuncturist find the natural igupuncture points of the body, and unblock the flow of life force.
